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Monday, September 27, 2004

Dr. Fuzzhead discusses... How to become Bipolar as quick as possible.
It is fairly simple to become bipolar the process takes about 1 minute a day and you will become a master at it.
STEP I: Be rudely woken up from a nap.
STEP II: Put on you favorite relaxing music.
STEP III: Have someone come in and turn on music that you really hate that conflicts completely with the music you already have playing.
STEP IV: Hire a mexican to come in and vacuume your room
Always sit in your room with doors closed after its been cleaned with bleach... if this all happens in about one minute- five minutes you will become bipolar. From extreme content to pissed off.
I wish the best of luck to you.
Dr. Fuzzhead

Some times stupidity can be fun... But watch out for nature, it can bite you in the butt!!!
Everyone knows about Charlie Brown and his inability to stay on his feet, we usually see him falling to the ground while his feet are shooting straight up in the air. Yet, everyone laughs at this poor soul over and over agian. It is the cruelty of the human race to condemn this poor unfortunate fool. Few people have pity for Charlie, Dr. Fuzzhead is one of those people.
As of late Dr. Fuzzhead has expeienced the torment of that great fall of Charlie Brown. While walking in some river rapids, with water about ankle deep, Dr. Fuzzhead, slipped on the rocks and flew back. landing on Dr. fuzzhead's butt... ouch!!!!!
Dr. fuzzhead must attend classes and yet can only sit on one cheek... the pain is so much. Dr. Fuzzhead will never laugh at poor Charlie Brown ever again and encourages all of ya all not to laugh at him either. It is cruel.
May Charlie Brown find the miricle of the doughnut, oh that lushus blue pillow!

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