Friday, May 14, 2004
How to become more intellectual...
it is quite simple to many people are conversing with others in hopes to become more educated. This is not helping society! If you really want to build lots of character and become unique...you must do this... talk to your self, it has lots and lots of benifits!
such as:
1) Enhances creativity
2) There is always some one there
3) Once conqured one can talk all the time
4) Talking time doubles
5) You will talk faster
6) supresses boredom!
7) Builds charecter!
8) Slows the rotting of brain
9) Makes you think on your feet
10) keeps you active!
see so stop talking to me and talk to your self it is more benifical for the both of us!
it is quite simple to many people are conversing with others in hopes to become more educated. This is not helping society! If you really want to build lots of character and become unique...you must do this... talk to your self, it has lots and lots of benifits!
such as:
1) Enhances creativity
2) There is always some one there
3) Once conqured one can talk all the time
4) Talking time doubles
5) You will talk faster
6) supresses boredom!
7) Builds charecter!
8) Slows the rotting of brain
9) Makes you think on your feet
10) keeps you active!
see so stop talking to me and talk to your self it is more benifical for the both of us!
Saturday, May 08, 2004
well, I have a date with my pillow and it is waitingfor me!!! And I think that I must answer to its calling! After all the running i did today and the no sleep last night i thin i must give in to the calling of my pillow!!!!! the pillow is very pursasive and never leaves me alone. All the time it just sits there and waits and waits for my company! I try not to give in, I take my strong hold but the calling lurks over my sleepy eyes and exhausted body and the piollow attacks the tired mind at full force. The pillow conquers the cafeine and the lights and the noise, it has an unstoppable power against the helpless and the weary, the night drags on and it sits there calling and calling! some times I hope that the voice mail will catch the pillow's calling, but some how the pillow gives the ansering service a virus and an uncurable disease resulting in the lack of a middle man between us. the powerful pillow reaches out and throws my text books under where it rests, in chance that my brain might get some thing from it. The pillow convinces the mind that it will observe the learnings of the text from under the pillow in the state of closed eyes! The pillow is a vicious tool in which our parents used to get us to go to sleep at night, they have ruined us from the begining. Giving into the pillow at such a young age... there is no hope for society; how can we fight that which has tempted us from the begining! The pillow could very well control the world some day! It has incredable powers and has already taked control of so many innocent souls! I won't give in I will hold on tight, I've tried hiding the beast, but it keeps drawing me closer and it chants the tune of a peaceful slumber! But, why must every one give into this? can I be the one to step out ans say this is wrong? We must fight against it!!! We must have out FREEDOM! It no one has the courage to step out then how will we ever have control of our minds. This problem must be solved!
It appears tonight will not be the night in which i battle!
It appears tonight will not be the night in which i battle!
Thursday, May 06, 2004
Watch out dolphin you next!!!!!
Just because i have DR in front of my name and I some times speak in third person does not mean that I can help you with your issues!
Things I can't help with may include:
1) listening while you vent about your room mate having sex
2) barking in my ear
3) if you really want to kiss... then I'll think about it
4) I do not supply midol... this goes for both sexes... some men have more PMS than girls!
5) if you plan on killing your self please dont' tell me, I carry a few lives around with me and it is fun
6) school work... forget it i can't read!
7) family life... not qualified
8) take a self defense class... it will help
9) college life will ruin your innocence... don't believe what people tell you
10) Honestly at this point i don't really care...
PLEASE PLEASE WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT INFORM ME OF YOUR SEX LIFE... I SHOULDN'T KNOW THESE THINGS I'M A HISTORY MAJOR NOT A SEX ED MAJOR! THAT'S MY ROOM MATE SHE IS A ONE COMPUTER OVER!
Things I can't help with may include:
1) listening while you vent about your room mate having sex
2) barking in my ear
3) if you really want to kiss... then I'll think about it
4) I do not supply midol... this goes for both sexes... some men have more PMS than girls!
5) if you plan on killing your self please dont' tell me, I carry a few lives around with me and it is fun
6) school work... forget it i can't read!
7) family life... not qualified
8) take a self defense class... it will help
9) college life will ruin your innocence... don't believe what people tell you
10) Honestly at this point i don't really care...
PLEASE PLEASE WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT INFORM ME OF YOUR SEX LIFE... I SHOULDN'T KNOW THESE THINGS I'M A HISTORY MAJOR NOT A SEX ED MAJOR! THAT'S MY ROOM MATE SHE IS A ONE COMPUTER OVER!
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Vomiting...
the satisfaction of vomiting is great! It is instantaneous relief. The whole process truly is amazing!
let me break it down for you:
1) a slight discomfort in the stomache... no big deal it will go away
2) startin' to feel a little dizzy
3) the troat starts to feel a little tingley (kind of strange)
4) rushing to the toilet
5) kneel on bathroom floor for hrs with head dangling in the toilet
6) dizzy and extreme tension in the body
7) start to cough
8) try to force it out
9) the release and a good long flow time
10) lay out on bathroom floor until the creeping throat action takes place again repeating steps 5-10
This is how many of us spend nights when under lots of stress... drinking... or actually sick. The best part of the whole process is the laying on the bathroom floor, at this moment the world seems so calm. It is like a beam of sunshine shining through the thunder clouds. Only at this moment is the pain gone and you really arent' thinking of any thing. It is a place of solitude.
You may be wondering why Dr Fuzzhead has chosen this topic on this lovely morning, but it is really quite simple. I've been blessed to have a date with my bathroom floor this evening along with many run ins with the toilet bowl. And, honestly I never realized the power and relief that vomiting brings us; thus I decided to share my great discovery... i think the toilet is lonely and calls me once more, I must jet...
the satisfaction of vomiting is great! It is instantaneous relief. The whole process truly is amazing!
let me break it down for you:
1) a slight discomfort in the stomache... no big deal it will go away
2) startin' to feel a little dizzy
3) the troat starts to feel a little tingley (kind of strange)
4) rushing to the toilet
5) kneel on bathroom floor for hrs with head dangling in the toilet
6) dizzy and extreme tension in the body
7) start to cough
8) try to force it out
9) the release and a good long flow time
10) lay out on bathroom floor until the creeping throat action takes place again repeating steps 5-10
This is how many of us spend nights when under lots of stress... drinking... or actually sick. The best part of the whole process is the laying on the bathroom floor, at this moment the world seems so calm. It is like a beam of sunshine shining through the thunder clouds. Only at this moment is the pain gone and you really arent' thinking of any thing. It is a place of solitude.
You may be wondering why Dr Fuzzhead has chosen this topic on this lovely morning, but it is really quite simple. I've been blessed to have a date with my bathroom floor this evening along with many run ins with the toilet bowl. And, honestly I never realized the power and relief that vomiting brings us; thus I decided to share my great discovery... i think the toilet is lonely and calls me once more, I must jet...
