Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Dr. Fuzzhead:
How do we recognize a foriegn country? And, if we are in one?
Dear reader,
This is a very compilicated issue. First we must establish what qualifies a foriegn country.
1. Do they speak the same language?
2. Do they look like normal human beings?
3. What do they use for transportation?
4. Geography has nothing to do with it!
5. Citizenship has nothing to do with it!
6. What kind of clothing do they wear?
7. Do they have a since of time?
Let me share an example so that you will see how this works. As of recent i have moved to Texas. It is a foriegn country. Let me explain why. First, they don't speak english, they speak Texan. For example flag is flaaaaaaaag, everythiing is long and drawn out They look some what normal (watch of for the stick folks... they are a little iffy). Transportation. It is illegal to live in Texas and not own or have access to a big ol' truck (perferably a dirty one). Geography and Citizenship, I still live in the USA. Clothing... You would think in a place with extremely hot temperatures that everyone would wear shorts. WRONG! Most people don't own shorts! When the weather drops to about 75 or 80 degrees out people start pulling out their winter coats, hats mittens, wool socks. You name it, they have the works... it is the strangest thing i've ever seen. One last thing, time! Appearently they dont' believe in time. Everything is soooo slow down here. It is amazing. The only thing not slow is how they drive on the highway and that is just dangerous! They drive crazy.
I wish the best of luck to you reader. i hope that where you are you will discover if it is foriegn or not.
How do we recognize a foriegn country? And, if we are in one?
Dear reader,
This is a very compilicated issue. First we must establish what qualifies a foriegn country.
1. Do they speak the same language?
2. Do they look like normal human beings?
3. What do they use for transportation?
4. Geography has nothing to do with it!
5. Citizenship has nothing to do with it!
6. What kind of clothing do they wear?
7. Do they have a since of time?
Let me share an example so that you will see how this works. As of recent i have moved to Texas. It is a foriegn country. Let me explain why. First, they don't speak english, they speak Texan. For example flag is flaaaaaaaag, everythiing is long and drawn out They look some what normal (watch of for the stick folks... they are a little iffy). Transportation. It is illegal to live in Texas and not own or have access to a big ol' truck (perferably a dirty one). Geography and Citizenship, I still live in the USA. Clothing... You would think in a place with extremely hot temperatures that everyone would wear shorts. WRONG! Most people don't own shorts! When the weather drops to about 75 or 80 degrees out people start pulling out their winter coats, hats mittens, wool socks. You name it, they have the works... it is the strangest thing i've ever seen. One last thing, time! Appearently they dont' believe in time. Everything is soooo slow down here. It is amazing. The only thing not slow is how they drive on the highway and that is just dangerous! They drive crazy.
I wish the best of luck to you reader. i hope that where you are you will discover if it is foriegn or not.
