Wednesday, October 13, 2004
What is peanut butter?
Dr. Fuzzhead wants to discuss, in what world would peanut butter not be a necessity?
First let us discuss the functions of peanut butter
1 good taste
2 sticky, can be used to paste
3 can be used as modern art
4 great for putting under door handles
5 a complement good for every eatable good
6 high in protien
7 keeps people quiet ( works as well as duct tape)
8 can be squished between fingers for a relaxing tool
9 softens feet... thats what they say?
10 a necessity for every child to grow up and be normal
Now let discuss emotional attachment for peanut butter
1 those that love and worship would have no more hope if it was taken away
2 keeps arguments from getting carried away
3 relaxes the stressed
4 an addiction that is not harmful to others resulting in less domestic abuse
5 can be used to express emotions through finger paint
Society would not be able to function without peanut butter. I would not want to be part of a world without peanut butter. Just think of all the unhappiness that would lead to crimes, trauma, and emotional problems that would arise! It is clearly impossible to have a society without peanut butter.
Dr. Fuzzhead wants to discuss, in what world would peanut butter not be a necessity?
First let us discuss the functions of peanut butter
1 good taste
2 sticky, can be used to paste
3 can be used as modern art
4 great for putting under door handles
5 a complement good for every eatable good
6 high in protien
7 keeps people quiet ( works as well as duct tape)
8 can be squished between fingers for a relaxing tool
9 softens feet... thats what they say?
10 a necessity for every child to grow up and be normal
Now let discuss emotional attachment for peanut butter
1 those that love and worship would have no more hope if it was taken away
2 keeps arguments from getting carried away
3 relaxes the stressed
4 an addiction that is not harmful to others resulting in less domestic abuse
5 can be used to express emotions through finger paint
Society would not be able to function without peanut butter. I would not want to be part of a world without peanut butter. Just think of all the unhappiness that would lead to crimes, trauma, and emotional problems that would arise! It is clearly impossible to have a society without peanut butter.
