Sunday, April 04, 2004
Dr. Fuzzhead's thought process on dating issues/questions...
1) When a guy asks you to be his girlfriend Tuesday through Sunday of one week.
*First response- WHAT?
*Second response- UMMMM...
*Third response - What does this really mean?
*Fourth response- This could be fun;)
*Fifth response- What is there to lose?
*Sixth response- How do you really feel about him
*Seventh response- How close does he live?
*Eighth response- How often will you have to come to the call of duty?
*Ninth response- He'll owe you one;)
*Tenth response- HECK YEAH!!!!!
2) When a guy asks you to help him get rid of a girl, ask him...
*Why?
*GROW UP!!!
*Do I know her?
ask your self...
*Do I want him to suffer?
*Of course I do!
*That's why I say "no" and then when he become desperate give subtle hints;)
3)Does this girl like me...
*Always say yes!
*If she really doesn't he'll figure it out when she says "no"
*"Just because i'm a girl you think i understand them?"
*"You're more lost then I thought!"
4)He asks how old is she, tell him...
*Ask her if she has fake boobs
*How much make up does she wear?
*imagine what she looks like with out make up!
5)He asks you if she sleeps around, tell him...
*Ask her to come home with you and you'll find out!
6)ASK HIM...
*WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE?
1) When a guy asks you to be his girlfriend Tuesday through Sunday of one week.
*First response- WHAT?
*Second response- UMMMM...
*Third response - What does this really mean?
*Fourth response- This could be fun;)
*Fifth response- What is there to lose?
*Sixth response- How do you really feel about him
*Seventh response- How close does he live?
*Eighth response- How often will you have to come to the call of duty?
*Ninth response- He'll owe you one;)
*Tenth response- HECK YEAH!!!!!
2) When a guy asks you to help him get rid of a girl, ask him...
*Why?
*GROW UP!!!
*Do I know her?
ask your self...
*Do I want him to suffer?
*Of course I do!
*That's why I say "no" and then when he become desperate give subtle hints;)
3)Does this girl like me...
*Always say yes!
*If she really doesn't he'll figure it out when she says "no"
*"Just because i'm a girl you think i understand them?"
*"You're more lost then I thought!"
4)He asks how old is she, tell him...
*Ask her if she has fake boobs
*How much make up does she wear?
*imagine what she looks like with out make up!
5)He asks you if she sleeps around, tell him...
*Ask her to come home with you and you'll find out!
6)ASK HIM...
*WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Friday, April 02, 2004
Soooo, Dr. Fuzzhead has been out sick sorry for the inconvienience! I've managed to fracture a rip while attending a defense class. Some class huh? Thats what I'm saying... Its DEFENSE class, I'm not supposed to get hurt! this is rediculous! Oh, and the hospital trip was even better. I'm the one who found the fracture on my xray, not the Dr. So it is a place I really want to go back to!
Any ways on to my lecture for today!
There is something about orange juice that can make you stare at it for hours. Have you ever noticed if you go into a breakfast place, and you look around you will see at least one person staring down their orange juice. It is truely amazing concept. I've done some research on this interesting tipic that i would like to share with you:
1) First the juice is not only called orange juice, it is orange! (well if it is good juice it is still orange, when it gets gross colors floating around in it, it is time to toss it out). Orange is a very bright color thus able to attract the eye. And of course my favorite color is orange, thus it is very important to cover this aspect.
3) Orange juice has chunks floating in it! This draws people into its magnetic stare because most things we see with chuncks either- taste bad, small bad, or both- But, this amazing substance has chunks that taste great and smell awesome. Thus resulting in people taking the time to observe it.
10) Then there is the factor of it says concentrate on the container- thus as we've been taught in school, we fallow directions and concentrate- on it. This is a mistake that many make. The concentrate was to remind you if you are sitting in class to stay awake and pat attention or if you are at work that you shouldn't be staring at the amazing juice, and that you whould be working!
As the last 10 points prove... Ok, I know there aren't ten, but I couldn't think of any more, and I'm kind of sick of writing. Anyways back to the points... PEOPLE WASTE TOO MUCH TIME!
Come back to see what Dr. Fuzzhead has thought of next.
Any ways on to my lecture for today!
There is something about orange juice that can make you stare at it for hours. Have you ever noticed if you go into a breakfast place, and you look around you will see at least one person staring down their orange juice. It is truely amazing concept. I've done some research on this interesting tipic that i would like to share with you:
1) First the juice is not only called orange juice, it is orange! (well if it is good juice it is still orange, when it gets gross colors floating around in it, it is time to toss it out). Orange is a very bright color thus able to attract the eye. And of course my favorite color is orange, thus it is very important to cover this aspect.
3) Orange juice has chunks floating in it! This draws people into its magnetic stare because most things we see with chuncks either- taste bad, small bad, or both- But, this amazing substance has chunks that taste great and smell awesome. Thus resulting in people taking the time to observe it.
10) Then there is the factor of it says concentrate on the container- thus as we've been taught in school, we fallow directions and concentrate- on it. This is a mistake that many make. The concentrate was to remind you if you are sitting in class to stay awake and pat attention or if you are at work that you shouldn't be staring at the amazing juice, and that you whould be working!
As the last 10 points prove... Ok, I know there aren't ten, but I couldn't think of any more, and I'm kind of sick of writing. Anyways back to the points... PEOPLE WASTE TOO MUCH TIME!
Come back to see what Dr. Fuzzhead has thought of next.
