Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Some words of wisdom from Dr Fuzzhead and friends...
"He's kinky and he makes weird noises" KL
"... because its cheap and i'm American!"KL
"write down my nuts idea" GL
"I've gotten really good at killing things" ES
"Look! It's whisping in the wind" ES
"No... He's too straight for me" ES
"I think you should die me down first" MK
ES: "GL are you Junie B Jones?" GL: "Yes" CJ "And i'm That Grace"
"Its like an antenna condom!" ES
"I think something has disillusioned you into thinking I am interested" KL
"I wanna hit you in the Traechea" MK
"It's like somebody else put deoderant on you and it is NOT your favorite smell..." ES
"You're making fun of my pooping capacity" KL
You keep tampons in my box, what are you using them for" KL
"My standards are high... the have to be borderline homosexual" ES
"Hello Class, You know Miss Frizzle? She's my hero" ES
"They've got to be Harry" SH
"Apparently makig babies isn't stressfull enough, we have to be educated too... I think if we have to be educated like them, they should have to make babies to... lets just split everythin halfway" KL
"Do you have any eggs left? " CC
"Is someone coming to walk you?" KL
"Blah.......... so basically, sometimes I just like to talk!" ES
"The poop quote is mine"
"AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA!" ES
"If its moving i can shoot it!" ES
Paraphrase: "every word of every veggie tale song ever created. ES
"STOP BLINKING!" ES
"I like pooooooop" ES
"Don't you guys call it a crapper?" ES
"Hot and Cold is really interesting to me" KL
"OOOOOHHH Sna-a-a-p!"
"You know you would like me to check you out in the grocery line" ES
"I'm sorry I bit your hed" KL " I'm sorry I wet your bed" DP
"According to 'get fat' magazine, you should go directly to bed after eating!" KL
"Turn right TURN RIGHT TURN RIIIIIGHT!" ES
"I want my boob to pop" SH
"I can't be any worse that ES" JK
"You should not talk while people eat" SW
"I can't get my pants off" KL
"You HOBO!" ES
"Freshman year I was sleepign wth Tony" ES
"I can't keep my balls under control!" ES
"I wasn't biting it... I was sucking it and my teeth got in the way!" TP
"I think it is physcally impossible if he hasn't got them already" KL
"hey look honey, I boild water again, I'm the best little wife ever!" KL
"I accidently went to Wyoming" KL
"He's kinky and he makes weird noises" KL
"... because its cheap and i'm American!"KL
"write down my nuts idea" GL
"I've gotten really good at killing things" ES
"Look! It's whisping in the wind" ES
"No... He's too straight for me" ES
"I think you should die me down first" MK
ES: "GL are you Junie B Jones?" GL: "Yes" CJ "And i'm That Grace"
"Its like an antenna condom!" ES
"I think something has disillusioned you into thinking I am interested" KL
"I wanna hit you in the Traechea" MK
"It's like somebody else put deoderant on you and it is NOT your favorite smell..." ES
"You're making fun of my pooping capacity" KL
You keep tampons in my box, what are you using them for" KL
"My standards are high... the have to be borderline homosexual" ES
"Hello Class, You know Miss Frizzle? She's my hero" ES
"They've got to be Harry" SH
"Apparently makig babies isn't stressfull enough, we have to be educated too... I think if we have to be educated like them, they should have to make babies to... lets just split everythin halfway" KL
"Do you have any eggs left? " CC
"Is someone coming to walk you?" KL
"Blah.......... so basically, sometimes I just like to talk!" ES
"The poop quote is mine"
"AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA!" ES
"If its moving i can shoot it!" ES
Paraphrase: "every word of every veggie tale song ever created. ES
"STOP BLINKING!" ES
"I like pooooooop" ES
"Don't you guys call it a crapper?" ES
"Hot and Cold is really interesting to me" KL
"OOOOOHHH Sna-a-a-p!"
"You know you would like me to check you out in the grocery line" ES
"I'm sorry I bit your hed" KL " I'm sorry I wet your bed" DP
"According to 'get fat' magazine, you should go directly to bed after eating!" KL
"Turn right TURN RIGHT TURN RIIIIIGHT!" ES
"I want my boob to pop" SH
"I can't be any worse that ES" JK
"You should not talk while people eat" SW
"I can't get my pants off" KL
"You HOBO!" ES
"Freshman year I was sleepign wth Tony" ES
"I can't keep my balls under control!" ES
"I wasn't biting it... I was sucking it and my teeth got in the way!" TP
"I think it is physcally impossible if he hasn't got them already" KL
"hey look honey, I boild water again, I'm the best little wife ever!" KL
"I accidently went to Wyoming" KL
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Dr Fuzzhead wittnesses a senior demonstrate their libral arts education-
but in reality it is just a function feature
no math for me thank you ver much
hehe
sorry its the atmosphere
i changed it back to science for you
thanks
no problem
thats the over all tonality of that room
oooo
but really its just an era and it will past
lol ya i got nothin
and show must go on
(drama)
and yet we are only scratching the surface (archeology)
and clearly there is demand for it (econ)
what else ya got
oh my liberal arts education...
but really it all comes down to sex (classical studies) and by that i mean distinguishing gender (biology)
this mind game is getting kind of old... psych
so lets get down to business...
(business)
And the thunder rolls and the lightening strikes..
BUM BUM BUm
being complicated is all about chemistry
(chemistry)
which is put on walls and posted for all to see (english/journalism)
Along with many pictures for all to see (art history)
am i messing with your mind (neuroscience)
maybe you should learn to keep up (PE)
k you have, computer science, antropology,speech, and modern languages to go
being fit and staying active is a cultural (anthropology) thing you can do it by standing in a town square yelling at people (communication/religion) sometimes even in tongues (modern languages) and then your video (film studies) would be posted for all to see (comp sci)
I'm so glad i'm here to teach you this (education)
lol
i'm teaching you all about the world through technology (engineering) which started in medieval times (medieval and renaissance studies)and is internationally known (international studies)
Of course everything i'm saying is politically correct (poli sci) except that i forgot the blacks (african american studies)
This is really just theory (philosophy) sort of like the big bang (astronomy) but i feel like women are left out (women's and gender studies)of this complex idea building up 'home boys' (urban studies/ linguistics)
but to end it up we have the tree huggers (enviromental studies )
who inevitably care about the amount of carbon
but we know when we step it up to the next level I'll be getting a rock (geology)
12:50 AM
i'm the coolest kid on campus... (american intercultural studies)
but in reality it is just a function feature
no math for me thank you ver much
hehe
sorry its the atmosphere
i changed it back to science for you
thanks
no problem
thats the over all tonality of that room
oooo
but really its just an era and it will past
lol ya i got nothin
and show must go on
(drama)
and yet we are only scratching the surface (archeology)
and clearly there is demand for it (econ)
what else ya got
oh my liberal arts education...
but really it all comes down to sex (classical studies) and by that i mean distinguishing gender (biology)
this mind game is getting kind of old... psych
so lets get down to business...
(business)
And the thunder rolls and the lightening strikes..
BUM BUM BUm
being complicated is all about chemistry
(chemistry)
which is put on walls and posted for all to see (english/journalism)
Along with many pictures for all to see (art history)
am i messing with your mind (neuroscience)
maybe you should learn to keep up (PE)
k you have, computer science, antropology,speech, and modern languages to go
being fit and staying active is a cultural (anthropology) thing you can do it by standing in a town square yelling at people (communication/religion) sometimes even in tongues (modern languages) and then your video (film studies) would be posted for all to see (comp sci)
I'm so glad i'm here to teach you this (education)
lol
i'm teaching you all about the world through technology (engineering) which started in medieval times (medieval and renaissance studies)and is internationally known (international studies)
Of course everything i'm saying is politically correct (poli sci) except that i forgot the blacks (african american studies)
This is really just theory (philosophy) sort of like the big bang (astronomy) but i feel like women are left out (women's and gender studies)of this complex idea building up 'home boys' (urban studies/ linguistics)
but to end it up we have the tree huggers (enviromental studies )
who inevitably care about the amount of carbon
but we know when we step it up to the next level I'll be getting a rock (geology)
12:50 AM
i'm the coolest kid on campus... (american intercultural studies)
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
The Dingle Hopper-
Dr. Fuzzhead has discovered a great use for what we call a dingle hopper (you know what i mean). This great contraption is able to make fabulous hair does and can be removed at convenience for meal time. There is only one thing better than a dingle hopper and that is the spork. The most efficient man made tool of all time.
Dr. Fuzzhead has discovered a great use for what we call a dingle hopper (you know what i mean). This great contraption is able to make fabulous hair does and can be removed at convenience for meal time. There is only one thing better than a dingle hopper and that is the spork. The most efficient man made tool of all time.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
GUESS WHAT?!?! thats right dr. fuzzhead is back... I know that you have missed me. But life has been sort of tricky like that...
Today we must learn about the super hero's ability to detect humor... thats right all you ordinary people struggle with what is really funny, or just sort of funny, or maybe you don't get it but everyone else is laughing so you laugh too... Don't worry that is normal. You see a super hero is placed in comic books beause they know what is funny. They reach children, men, and the general public with their witty instincts and enthusiasm for world peace. So please remember the next time you see a super hero, give them a thanks for their hard work of keeping us real.
Once again thanks for listening to Dr Fuzzhead!
Today we must learn about the super hero's ability to detect humor... thats right all you ordinary people struggle with what is really funny, or just sort of funny, or maybe you don't get it but everyone else is laughing so you laugh too... Don't worry that is normal. You see a super hero is placed in comic books beause they know what is funny. They reach children, men, and the general public with their witty instincts and enthusiasm for world peace. So please remember the next time you see a super hero, give them a thanks for their hard work of keeping us real.
Once again thanks for listening to Dr Fuzzhead!
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Dr. Fuzzhead:
How do we recognize a foriegn country? And, if we are in one?
Dear reader,
This is a very compilicated issue. First we must establish what qualifies a foriegn country.
1. Do they speak the same language?
2. Do they look like normal human beings?
3. What do they use for transportation?
4. Geography has nothing to do with it!
5. Citizenship has nothing to do with it!
6. What kind of clothing do they wear?
7. Do they have a since of time?
Let me share an example so that you will see how this works. As of recent i have moved to Texas. It is a foriegn country. Let me explain why. First, they don't speak english, they speak Texan. For example flag is flaaaaaaaag, everythiing is long and drawn out They look some what normal (watch of for the stick folks... they are a little iffy). Transportation. It is illegal to live in Texas and not own or have access to a big ol' truck (perferably a dirty one). Geography and Citizenship, I still live in the USA. Clothing... You would think in a place with extremely hot temperatures that everyone would wear shorts. WRONG! Most people don't own shorts! When the weather drops to about 75 or 80 degrees out people start pulling out their winter coats, hats mittens, wool socks. You name it, they have the works... it is the strangest thing i've ever seen. One last thing, time! Appearently they dont' believe in time. Everything is soooo slow down here. It is amazing. The only thing not slow is how they drive on the highway and that is just dangerous! They drive crazy.
I wish the best of luck to you reader. i hope that where you are you will discover if it is foriegn or not.
How do we recognize a foriegn country? And, if we are in one?
Dear reader,
This is a very compilicated issue. First we must establish what qualifies a foriegn country.
1. Do they speak the same language?
2. Do they look like normal human beings?
3. What do they use for transportation?
4. Geography has nothing to do with it!
5. Citizenship has nothing to do with it!
6. What kind of clothing do they wear?
7. Do they have a since of time?
Let me share an example so that you will see how this works. As of recent i have moved to Texas. It is a foriegn country. Let me explain why. First, they don't speak english, they speak Texan. For example flag is flaaaaaaaag, everythiing is long and drawn out They look some what normal (watch of for the stick folks... they are a little iffy). Transportation. It is illegal to live in Texas and not own or have access to a big ol' truck (perferably a dirty one). Geography and Citizenship, I still live in the USA. Clothing... You would think in a place with extremely hot temperatures that everyone would wear shorts. WRONG! Most people don't own shorts! When the weather drops to about 75 or 80 degrees out people start pulling out their winter coats, hats mittens, wool socks. You name it, they have the works... it is the strangest thing i've ever seen. One last thing, time! Appearently they dont' believe in time. Everything is soooo slow down here. It is amazing. The only thing not slow is how they drive on the highway and that is just dangerous! They drive crazy.
I wish the best of luck to you reader. i hope that where you are you will discover if it is foriegn or not.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
What is peanut butter?
Dr. Fuzzhead wants to discuss, in what world would peanut butter not be a necessity?
First let us discuss the functions of peanut butter
1 good taste
2 sticky, can be used to paste
3 can be used as modern art
4 great for putting under door handles
5 a complement good for every eatable good
6 high in protien
7 keeps people quiet ( works as well as duct tape)
8 can be squished between fingers for a relaxing tool
9 softens feet... thats what they say?
10 a necessity for every child to grow up and be normal
Now let discuss emotional attachment for peanut butter
1 those that love and worship would have no more hope if it was taken away
2 keeps arguments from getting carried away
3 relaxes the stressed
4 an addiction that is not harmful to others resulting in less domestic abuse
5 can be used to express emotions through finger paint
Society would not be able to function without peanut butter. I would not want to be part of a world without peanut butter. Just think of all the unhappiness that would lead to crimes, trauma, and emotional problems that would arise! It is clearly impossible to have a society without peanut butter.
Dr. Fuzzhead wants to discuss, in what world would peanut butter not be a necessity?
First let us discuss the functions of peanut butter
1 good taste
2 sticky, can be used to paste
3 can be used as modern art
4 great for putting under door handles
5 a complement good for every eatable good
6 high in protien
7 keeps people quiet ( works as well as duct tape)
8 can be squished between fingers for a relaxing tool
9 softens feet... thats what they say?
10 a necessity for every child to grow up and be normal
Now let discuss emotional attachment for peanut butter
1 those that love and worship would have no more hope if it was taken away
2 keeps arguments from getting carried away
3 relaxes the stressed
4 an addiction that is not harmful to others resulting in less domestic abuse
5 can be used to express emotions through finger paint
Society would not be able to function without peanut butter. I would not want to be part of a world without peanut butter. Just think of all the unhappiness that would lead to crimes, trauma, and emotional problems that would arise! It is clearly impossible to have a society without peanut butter.
Monday, September 27, 2004
Dr. Fuzzhead discusses... How to become Bipolar as quick as possible.
It is fairly simple to become bipolar the process takes about 1 minute a day and you will become a master at it.
STEP I: Be rudely woken up from a nap.
STEP II: Put on you favorite relaxing music.
STEP III: Have someone come in and turn on music that you really hate that conflicts completely with the music you already have playing.
STEP IV: Hire a mexican to come in and vacuume your room
Always sit in your room with doors closed after its been cleaned with bleach... if this all happens in about one minute- five minutes you will become bipolar. From extreme content to pissed off.
I wish the best of luck to you.
Dr. Fuzzhead
It is fairly simple to become bipolar the process takes about 1 minute a day and you will become a master at it.
STEP I: Be rudely woken up from a nap.
STEP II: Put on you favorite relaxing music.
STEP III: Have someone come in and turn on music that you really hate that conflicts completely with the music you already have playing.
STEP IV: Hire a mexican to come in and vacuume your room
Always sit in your room with doors closed after its been cleaned with bleach... if this all happens in about one minute- five minutes you will become bipolar. From extreme content to pissed off.
I wish the best of luck to you.
Dr. Fuzzhead
Some times stupidity can be fun... But watch out for nature, it can bite you in the butt!!!
Everyone knows about Charlie Brown and his inability to stay on his feet, we usually see him falling to the ground while his feet are shooting straight up in the air. Yet, everyone laughs at this poor soul over and over agian. It is the cruelty of the human race to condemn this poor unfortunate fool. Few people have pity for Charlie, Dr. Fuzzhead is one of those people.
As of late Dr. Fuzzhead has expeienced the torment of that great fall of Charlie Brown. While walking in some river rapids, with water about ankle deep, Dr. Fuzzhead, slipped on the rocks and flew back. landing on Dr. fuzzhead's butt... ouch!!!!!
Dr. fuzzhead must attend classes and yet can only sit on one cheek... the pain is so much. Dr. Fuzzhead will never laugh at poor Charlie Brown ever again and encourages all of ya all not to laugh at him either. It is cruel.
May Charlie Brown find the miricle of the doughnut, oh that lushus blue pillow!
Everyone knows about Charlie Brown and his inability to stay on his feet, we usually see him falling to the ground while his feet are shooting straight up in the air. Yet, everyone laughs at this poor soul over and over agian. It is the cruelty of the human race to condemn this poor unfortunate fool. Few people have pity for Charlie, Dr. Fuzzhead is one of those people.
As of late Dr. Fuzzhead has expeienced the torment of that great fall of Charlie Brown. While walking in some river rapids, with water about ankle deep, Dr. Fuzzhead, slipped on the rocks and flew back. landing on Dr. fuzzhead's butt... ouch!!!!!
Dr. fuzzhead must attend classes and yet can only sit on one cheek... the pain is so much. Dr. Fuzzhead will never laugh at poor Charlie Brown ever again and encourages all of ya all not to laugh at him either. It is cruel.
May Charlie Brown find the miricle of the doughnut, oh that lushus blue pillow!
